This is a pre order for the first batch expected to ship end of August.

It started, as so many excellent Chat 10 ideas do, with a completely unhinged listener story.

A Chatter called in to explain a highly creative method of pothole management: spray-painting a giant penis and balls around the offending crater in the hope the council might fix it a little faster. Naturally, Crabb and Sales took this information and ran with it, ending the conversation by suggesting Gwen should make a Cock & Balls tea towel.

Challenge accepted.

And here it is. A surprisingly beautiful, gloriously silly celebration of cocks and balls in all their forms: rooster, tennis, basketball, football, soccer, volleyball and more, all wrapped up in suitably ornate Chat 10 finery.

It’s the kind of tea towel that looks perfectly respectable from across the room, then rewards closer inspection.

For Chatters who remember the moment, appreciate an excellent visual joke, or simply believe every kitchen could use a few more cock and balls.