This is the opportunity to pre-order. All orders including water bottles will be mailed out wc 3rd November. 

Inspired by that Alice Springs show when Crabb and Sales declared war on gigantic drink bottles and professed their love for the slim, flat kind. Naturally, we had to make one. With them on it. 

Meet your new hydration hero — the FLAT CHAT. Sleek, crystal clear and ready to slip into your handbag alongside your phone, lippy and notebook. Better than hauling around a mega-litre monstrosity, and far less ridiculous too.

Made from BPA-free plastic with a secure screw-on lid. Hand-wash only.

Features our very own Crabb and Sales illustrations — so you’ll never chat alone.

MEASUREMENTS

118mm wide x 200mm high x 30mm deep

500ml