There is only one channel working on the Medieval Contraceptive Recording Device, but this does not stop the monsters. They huddle together to chat on one microphone. Crabb makes a delicious Cauliflower Soup for Sales which initiates a discussion on the Jerusalem Artichoke scale of flatulence. They both ponder writing fiction versus non-fiction and various writing processes. Despite forgetting to record half the discussion, there is almost a full episode!
Read MoreThey were late, highly stressed and exhausted, yet Crabb and Sales still managed to rabbit on enough to generate a second episode of guff. Unstoppable monsters! (Brisbane, Tivoli Theatre, 12 May 2018)
Read MoreEdited highlights of the Chat 10 Looks 3 Live show at the Tivoli in Brisbane on 12 May 2018. (Part 1)
Read MoreCrabb gives Sales a nightie offering neck to ankle coverage, seemingly some sort of plot to consign Sales to a lifetime of celibacy. In response, Sales serves Crabb the arse of a bunny rabbit. The conversation takes a serious turn into what it means to have a good death.
Read MoreSales has been staying up half the night devising her own script for the final season of The Americans. Crabb declares Sales is never to read bedtime stories to her children after she discovers the full darkness of Sales’ imagination. With the Sydney Writers’ Festival coming up, the cult leaders have plenty of reading suggestions.
Read MoreSales can’t stop thinking about sea-monster egg farts. Meanwhile Crabb is excited by shooting stars and symmetry. Is Eddie Redmayne on track to be the next Chat 10 Looks 3 boyfriend?
Read MoreThe wretches have a go at each other: Crabb disrespects Sales’ Buns, so Sales retaliates by offering her opinion on Crabb’s Finnish book. Is this the end of Chat 10 Looks 3 as we know it? A sudden ending to the event leads to some innovative audio experimentation!
Read MoreCrabb is angry about her pen situation and Sales describes her fury when a pedestrian spat at her car. Garner interrupts the chat by sending through a text message, CLANG! Lots of new reading recommendations plus the annual AFL name roundup.
Read MoreLive event - recorded at Her Majesty's Theatre in Adelaide, Friday 9 February.
Read MoreSales finally gives the verdict on her visit to Blue Hill Farm restaurant in New York or as it's known among chatters The Carrot Restaurant. Also discussed: Martin Amis’ essays and Rachel Cusk’s earlier book Aftermath.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales compare impressive bruises and then ponder if you should immediately ice a badly bumped bum. Thankfully the chat moves on to discussion about The Crown and some recent Churchill films. Sales also reveals her somewhat controversial opinion on Meryl Streep!
Read MoreSales and Crabb look back at the best of 2017. Recorded live at Llewellyn Hall, ANU on Sat 9 December.
Read More[Recorded pre-McCartney] Much to their excitement both Crabb and Sales successfully Google “literary page turner” (or LPT for short). The Drover's Wife is deconstructed and there are plenty of puns about Murder on the Orient Express.
Read MorePlenty of banter on what to do with pulp from intractable and flinty Queensland pumpkins. Plus young Robert Redford, the ubiquitous Babs, Elton John (Clang!) and GOMA.
Read MoreCrabb will consider reading a promotional book if it includes a blurb from Howard Hughes, Sales will consider reading it if it comes with a Ferrari. In this episode we learn about Barbara Steisand’s sister, get some tips on how to deal with the “international marzipan scandal” and find out that Sales thinks Crabb has the sense of humour of a 14 year old boy.
Read MoreThere are men you think you can trust (but really shouldn't!) Sales' has a giant granny pants problem and Crabb reckons her hair merkin is really workin'.
Read MoreRecorded live at the Comedy Theatre in Melbourne, Saturday 16 September, 8pm session. (Note: recording ends suddenly.)
Read MoreRecorded live at the Comedy Theatre in Melbourne, Saturday 16 September, 5pm session.
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