Ep 121: Let’s not over compli-cart this

After mispronouncing and mocking the names of a couple of authors, Crabb and Sales agree that there never has been an easier time to stop being ignorant.

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Ep 120: I don’t like the Daff

Crabb declares that Sales is nothing but a “great big school prefect”. To prove her wrong, Sales stays up well past 9pm and chats away with merry abandon for nearly an hour!

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Ep 119: Quarterly Essay: Men At Work

Crabb’s Quarterly Essay, Men At Work, is finally out. She discusses with Sales the factors behind why more dads don't take parental leave in Australia.

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Ep 118: Put THAT one in your diary

In this short episode we see Crabb morph into Sales as she bangs on about a Philip Roth-esque novel and then also recommends a music show! Plus, discussion on a couple of must-see films and podcasts.

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Ep 117: Live at Adelaide Town Hall

By all accounts it was an egg-cellent evening in Adelaide. Listen now to see if it was all it was cracked up to be. Recorded on Friday August 23 2019 at Adelaide Town Hall.

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Ep 116: Monica At Last

After leaving us hanging in anticipation in Episode 115, Crabb and Sales (a.k.a. “the monsters”) return to put us out of our misery.

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Ep 115: Highway to the Danger Zone

In which, among other things, Crabb and Sales lay out their imagined plots for the Top Gun sequel.

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Ep 114: I’ll go get the dog to chew your leg

Warning for those suffering from Misophonia, Ailurophobia or Cynophobia: this episode includes audible sounds of ginger balls being consumed, a detailed discussion of cats with breasts as well as the sound of a dog attempting to eat the recording device. (i.e. a fairly typical episode).

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Ep 113: 4,3,2,1

Despite threatening in the last episode to never speak to Sales again, Crabb decides to bury the hatchet. In return Sales lets Crabb keep chatting well past the 30 minute mark.

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Ep 112: Fresh Batteries Loaded

Crabb and Sales dissect lies, deceptions and plots while slurping down their late-night cups of chamomile tea.

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Ep 111: Get the Lady a Saucer of Milk

Crabb and Sales discuss how they consider nicknames to be a sign of affection. To Crabb’s surprise, Sales reveals that she wishes a current popular biopic wasn’t made as a musical!?

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Ep 110: Fat Cats in the Spare Room

Trying to avoid any interruptions, Sales and Crabb hide away in a spare room to discuss some of life’s big issues ... and Lego.

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Ep 109: My Scones Are Burning

Crabb and Sales try the patience of a very tolerant make-up artist.

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Ep 108: [Redacted] and Werewolves

Sales and Crabb risk losing 90% of their audience by controversially revealing they dislike the most popular TV show in the world, Game of Thrones.  They do like Hugh Grant though.

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Ep 107: Surefire way to a nervous breakdown

Sales ambitiously tries to install a new TV system during Budget Week while Crabb develops a worrying jaw clenching problem. Various alarming self-help cures are explored, but no one considers going anywhere near Yoni Balls!

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Ep 106: Spoiler Alert!

Crabb & Sales take their schtick on the road to Hobart for the first time where they discuss how much of a revelation is a spoiler and how much is okay.

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Ep 105: That Really Was Pretty Obnoxious

Crabb and Sales are rattled by a disturbing Michael Jackson documentary but they soon return to form, with Sales breezily dismissing the new novel of a Booker Prize winner and Crabb banging on about the travails of having a new bookshelf installed. 

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Ep 104: A Ted Bundy Chaser

You'll never be so happy to be out of the dating scene after Crabb and Sales serve up a review of Dirty John accompanied by a Ted Bundy documentary chaser. And has the team found a spy show to rival "The Americans"?

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