Crabb and Sales bowl up to the Llewellyn Hall in preposterous garb to farewell outgoing ANU vice chancellor Brian Schmidt, surely the most tolerant Nobel laureate in the history of human achievement. Fortunately this gives Crabb (working with her last remaining shred of vocal cord) an excuse to write the Twelve Days Of Schmidtmas instead of trying to make 2023 funny, a task the prospect of which made her want to lie down in a dark room for some time. Sales is rapt because Kate from Alone shows up. And make sure you listen to the end because somebody does a RAP.

The traditional end-of-year live romp at the ANU's Llewellyn Hall, in which Crabb applies a pre-Christmas discount to the Twelve Days of Christmas and Sales commits an epic faux-pas of such glory that Crabb will be smiling for the rest of her days. ANU vice-chancellor Brian Schmidt demonstrates that as well as winning Nobels and making wine, he can also rip out a pretty handy bundt.

Sales and Crabb look back on 2018. Recorded live at the ANU on Sun 9 December.