Say adieu to unpleasant bathroom odours with No 2 Drops, specially formulated to eliminate embarrassing smells and smugly replace them with a bundt-inspired scent.

A curated blend of high-quality essential oils, No 2 Drops work like magic to neutralise poo pongs and leave a more lovely loo. Whether you’re at home, or caught short at your cello teacher’s house, you can discreetly carry this secret toilet weapon wherever you go.

Instructions:
Just add a few drops into the toilet bowl before you - ahem - go, and let the powerful formula do its job. The drops instantly create a protective layer on the water’s surface, trapping odours beneath it and releasing the refreshing aroma of essential oils instead. If you’re taken by surprise by your - er - business, you can always add the drops afterwards. 

SMUG ALERT! Be the smuggest baker in the hood and let everyone know! Smug Bundt apron, COMPLETE WITH POCKET! Because POCKETS! Made from 100% cotton with a screen printed design.

Note: These last few items are somewhat crumpled from being at the back of Gwen’s merch cupboard, but are brand new.