Warning for those suffering from Misophonia, Ailurophobia or Cynophobia: this episode includes audible sounds of ginger balls being consumed, a detailed discussion of cats with breasts as well as the sound of a dog attempting to eat the recording device. (i.e. a fairly typical episode).
Read MoreDespite threatening in the last episode to never speak to Sales again, Crabb decides to bury the hatchet. In return Sales lets Crabb keep chatting well past the 30 minute mark.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales dissect lies, deceptions and plots while slurping down their late-night cups of chamomile tea.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales discuss how they consider nicknames to be a sign of affection. To Crabb’s surprise, Sales reveals that she wishes a current popular biopic wasn’t made as a musical!?
Read MoreTrying to avoid any interruptions, Sales and Crabb hide away in a spare room to discuss some of life’s big issues ... and Lego.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales try the patience of a very tolerant make-up artist.
Read MoreSales and Crabb risk losing 90% of their audience by controversially revealing they dislike the most popular TV show in the world, Game of Thrones. They do like Hugh Grant though.
Read MoreSales ambitiously tries to install a new TV system during Budget Week while Crabb develops a worrying jaw clenching problem. Various alarming self-help cures are explored, but no one considers going anywhere near Yoni Balls!
Read MoreCrabb & Sales take their schtick on the road to Hobart for the first time where they discuss how much of a revelation is a spoiler and how much is okay.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales are rattled by a disturbing Michael Jackson documentary but they soon return to form, with Sales breezily dismissing the new novel of a Booker Prize winner and Crabb banging on about the travails of having a new bookshelf installed.
Read MoreYou'll never be so happy to be out of the dating scene after Crabb and Sales serve up a review of Dirty John accompanied by a Ted Bundy documentary chaser. And has the team found a spy show to rival "The Americans"?
Read MoreCrabb claims to have made the best carrot cake on the internet but Sales can't taste the carrots in it. Things get more interesting after that opening, we promise.
Read MoreAfter listening to Ep 99, you might be forgiven for assuming that Sales did nothing over her summer break but go and stare at Christian Marclay's The Clock. But no - the indolent wench positively marinated herself in books and films.
Read MoreCrabb visited family in Singapore over summer and discovered the delights of holidays with cousins who can entertain each other round the clock ... a glorious binge of reading ensued, some of which is covered here. (Crabb is now sulkily back at work)
Read MoreWe've hit the ton (as new cricket tragic Sales would say) and our loveable bunglers have finally mastered the audio well enough to give Chatters the greatest gift ever - a mindblowingly special guest!
Read MoreCrabb and Sales are back and refreshed from their summer break! Crabb has been indulging her love of prehistoric novelty-sized plants while Sales is now even more of a clock-watcher, after becoming obsessed with Christian Marclay’s The Clock.
Read MoreSales and Crabb look back on 2018. Recorded live at the ANU on Sun 9 December.
Read MoreCrabb and Sales are in sync. They have both been consuming works about horror and the art of writing.
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